I don't normally respond to anything in the comments section of the posts, mainly because I don't know if the people leaving the comments are from ITB. I don't waste my time on anyone who doesn't eat at Village Deli, or pre-game before shopping at Harris Teeter in Cameron Village on a regular basis (meaning at least 5 times a week). However, I feel that the comment below deserves a response.
Anonymous said...
hey william keep ur opinions to urself cause ur daddy gave u his gold credit card who can't pick up any girls jackass...oh and the owners of nelsons and fosters r friends with the owners of lucky's...figure it out and give ur head a shake
May 15, 2008 11:07 AM
My response...
Gel-head,
First of all, it's a Black Card not a Gold Card, this is ITB we're talking about, not Wal-Mart. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so hard on you for not knowing that. I'm guessing you're just used to using food stamps and money orders as methods of payment at wherever it is you can afford to shop. I can't tell if you are saying my "daddy" can't pick up any girls or if I can't pick up any girls. My "daddy" picks up plenty of women on business trips and my mom is ITB so she's obviously a MILF (according to all my friends). I'm sorry your family is too poor for the occasional nose job or botox procedures that my mom gets whenever my dad tells her to. If you're implying that I don't pick up any girls, then you're obviously just retarded. Have you been to Foster's before? If you can't pick up girls at Foster's you either have leprosy or are a homosexual. Have you seen the level of talent that shows up on a nightly basis? I guess you've only seen it from afar since the bouncer has never let you in, due to your OTB zip code, hair gel, spray on tan, and vertical striped light purple shirt. What does the owners of Foster's and Nelson's (RIP) knowing the owners of "Lucky's" have to do with anything? Since "Lucky's" isn't Foster's I can only assume it's a shitty bar somewhere downtown where you and you're gel-head friends go after a few hours of playing beer pong in the shitty apartment off of Trailwood that you live in. I'm sure you spend all your time at "Lucky's" drinking Heineken and quoting "Borat" like it came out yesterday, "Niiiiiiice, High-five!". I'm not sure what there is to "figure out" other than why our City Council still hasn't put up a wall around the belt line to keep people like you out of my sight. Why didn't you use punctuation or actually spell out words in your comment? At first I thought maybe you typed it from a cell phone, but then I realized you don't have a Blackberry or iPhone. Was literacy not that big of a topic during the three years you spent at Leesville before dropping out? I guess you'll reply whenever you make it back to the public library, since you probably don't own a computer or have access to the Internet.
As I said earlier, I don't enjoy wasting my time responding to people this stupid. I promise it won't happen again. It's almost 6:00, I've got to head up to Harris Teeter at Cameron Village to check out the talent.
Anonymous said...
hey william keep ur opinions to urself cause ur daddy gave u his gold credit card who can't pick up any girls jackass...oh and the owners of nelsons and fosters r friends with the owners of lucky's...figure it out and give ur head a shake
May 15, 2008 11:07 AM
My response...
Gel-head,
First of all, it's a Black Card not a Gold Card, this is ITB we're talking about, not Wal-Mart. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so hard on you for not knowing that. I'm guessing you're just used to using food stamps and money orders as methods of payment at wherever it is you can afford to shop. I can't tell if you are saying my "daddy" can't pick up any girls or if I can't pick up any girls. My "daddy" picks up plenty of women on business trips and my mom is ITB so she's obviously a MILF (according to all my friends). I'm sorry your family is too poor for the occasional nose job or botox procedures that my mom gets whenever my dad tells her to. If you're implying that I don't pick up any girls, then you're obviously just retarded. Have you been to Foster's before? If you can't pick up girls at Foster's you either have leprosy or are a homosexual. Have you seen the level of talent that shows up on a nightly basis? I guess you've only seen it from afar since the bouncer has never let you in, due to your OTB zip code, hair gel, spray on tan, and vertical striped light purple shirt. What does the owners of Foster's and Nelson's (RIP) knowing the owners of "Lucky's" have to do with anything? Since "Lucky's" isn't Foster's I can only assume it's a shitty bar somewhere downtown where you and you're gel-head friends go after a few hours of playing beer pong in the shitty apartment off of Trailwood that you live in. I'm sure you spend all your time at "Lucky's" drinking Heineken and quoting "Borat" like it came out yesterday, "Niiiiiiice, High-five!". I'm not sure what there is to "figure out" other than why our City Council still hasn't put up a wall around the belt line to keep people like you out of my sight. Why didn't you use punctuation or actually spell out words in your comment? At first I thought maybe you typed it from a cell phone, but then I realized you don't have a Blackberry or iPhone. Was literacy not that big of a topic during the three years you spent at Leesville before dropping out? I guess you'll reply whenever you make it back to the public library, since you probably don't own a computer or have access to the Internet.
As I said earlier, I don't enjoy wasting my time responding to people this stupid. I promise it won't happen again. It's almost 6:00, I've got to head up to Harris Teeter at Cameron Village to check out the talent.
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Gel-Head,
"give your head a shake"??? WTF are you talking about...the only "head-shake" I know of is the one where I wag my weiner back and forth a few times at the pisser in Foster's so I don't get urine on my Seersucker Polos
Obviously you blog for feedback so, Sir William you must take the good with the bad. Not everyone grew up as privileged as you yet you seem to have a kindness for those less fortunate It saddens me to see your talents wasted on the ITB blog when obviouly you could be a writer for a national publication or could volunteer at a soup kitchen. I have faith you will find your path to greatness.
Finley IV for President in 2012!!
Fuck the Commoners!
you are horrible, and obviously nouveau riche. are you even old enough to get into fosters? you were just born into this society, you didn't make it and the world is bigger than just ITB. so have fun jacking off to your really cool blog page. hey maybe someone will let you into the back door at crowleys later.
To all the haters,
I dare you to come mess with Finley IV at Felson's. If you are lucky enough to get past Marcus or the rent a cop there will be at least 200 bros in there to stop your face in with their Bennet's or riding boots.
Nothing beats Nofo on Sunday for a bloody and then going by the HT after brunch to see the after church crowd, then going home for mimosas all afternoon and back in the afternoon to see the rest of the ITB beauties.
The people who hate on this blog are the people who grew up OTB, drive American cars, work minimum wage, receive proactive monthly and can not get into Foster's even by trying to slip Marcus a $20. Start your own blog, title it, "I went to Millbrook."
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